A TV commercial is showing and it's about beans I was so fascinated by it

 so i went to a store to buy one of them when i tri

ed one I barfed into the cashier's face and I farted to the space

 and the aliens died to my fart and the whole 

universe was polluted by my warm and delicious fart I then squirt off tons of poop out of my butthole to

 the universe for them to smell and eat my poop 

. Scientists went crazy s they praise to my fart and poop then I became the god of poop and fart as the scientists worship me I feel

 like a godees and the whole universe worship me 

I then lost all my power as I fell into earth once again and then I landed with 11000000000/mph as I became

the hottest commit alive and i eat every cans of b

eans and then became god forever and I destroy the whole orphanage 

Can Of Beans

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