That's not lemonade

Once upon a time, little timmie wanted to make lemonande for money he is a capitalist like his mom. Jesus is this what the story's about? A capitalistic kid? Hell yeah. Anyway, little Timmie got kidnapped by an Orangutan and was forced to make love. he decided to make a lemonade stand with the orabgutans after making love with them . Timmie didnt have enough lemonades though, want to know shat else he used for his lemonade? You guessed it. Lemon. I'm just kidding he used piss, dk which one but he used it alright. The boy hates himself and that's okay we all do Unfortunately, little ol timmie was arrested for bestiality and false advertisement. but hey, atleast he made money out of orangutan piss. Timmie turned out to be a small man with dwarfism he is actually 39 years old. He served jail for only 4 months. Mostly because he had sex with the judge but that's it. Oh and also his mom is actually Joe Biden, surprising huh? But his father was Adolf Hitler. He kept telling his friends that his father was a war hero, but he doesnt know that his cat was a major racist. he asked for help on twitter, searching for hot damn I like licking childrens feet...hah. After many years of searching, timmie was no longer little. Ok narrator break seriously what is wrong with us, I mean. THIS IS 39 YEA ROLD MAN STUCK IN A CHILDS BODY! We're going to hell

That's not lemonade

Writers

Nae nAed

aminya

Good (literally)

meki lover

Cold

Publish Date

12/24/2022

That's not lemonade

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