Call of Duty & the Haunted Mound clan

I was a gamer, just like any other boy my age. I liked to play Call of Duty, and dreamed of getting in tthe fazed clane. It was until i found this video uploaded by "CAMMYRON". The Clan themed around a Witch house and ACAB setting. But don't forgot the first person perspective, That's the most fucked up creepy part of all. They were advertising their call of duty clan. I didn't know there was another clan that wasn't FAZE. This was my wish, to join the Haunted Mound clan. I commented on the video : "HEY BOIZ, IS THE MOUND GIVING TRYOUTS" DJ ANVIL then replied: ""D-D-DAMN GRAVE MAN, THE FUCK ARE YOU ON?! YOU TWEAKIN BROTHER!?" the boy sighed. It was just an automated voicemail. But then, it really happened. Cammyron, AKA DJ Cameron (Leader of the Clan) replied. "I DON'T WANNA TALK" and after a few seconds muttered "WOKE UP THIS MORNING SAID FUCK TODAY". But really, was he losing it? After all, this is just a comment section. I sighed, Opening his profile and stalking him on facebook. I looked for his address and sighed. I found a photo of his house, marked down the location on google maps, and grabbed my bat. I went next door (it was conviently placed) and digging into the b orron ground making a mound . A haunted mound, if you will. Suddenly, Cammyrun broke. He was in Chodeshead. Right in bellend square. I knocked on his door, I heard him whimper in fear. "Don't worry, I'm only here to TRY OUT." I hit his door several times with my bat until it came off the hinges, yelling "TRY." and "OUT." each swing. Sematary answered the door "I want your skull" cammyrunny responded "what? huh?" sematary then said it again, cameron responded "what? huh?" sematary then said it again, cameron responded "what? huh?", sematary then said it again, cameron responded "what? huh?". Finally, sematary lost it. "FUCK YOUR LIFE FOREVER" I quickly ducked, avoiding the chainsaw that Sematary is famous for. I rolled out of the way, guarding Cammyronny with my bat "Back off. Right now, or I'll huff, and ill puff, and blow this mound down!" sematary scofffed and closed the door,trapping camerons fingers. "owieee :3c" :33 < Dat wuz ouchies!! x_x I feel a wittle dizzy... I began to repeatedly bash my head in with my own bat until i fell unconscious. I awoke later deep within the Haunted Mound. I was in a prison cell, to my right was Slenderman. He was wearing a straw hat and playing a harmonica. "Where's Cammyronny?" I asked. "You're far from home, kid." The straw man said he was from the burning Barn. The grass, as he described, was black in patches. Where he was from, they had molotovs that painted red trails in the sky like beautiful pheonix grazing the clouds. I looked him in his eyes, his baby blue eyes. "I was trapped here like you. Sematary doesn't like intruders on his territory, he traps us here." Slenderman points to another cell, Sponebob and Junko are there. I sighed. Hdoe then wheeled down the stairs with his broken legs saying "Dont fuck wit man or ill fuh w u twin". "Ok whatever you say bro" I responded. I moved on. I walked through the prison bars because they weren't that wide i dont care. "I'm sorry george, but I don't care." I put on my Haunted Mound driver belt, and transformed into Haunted Rider. I began to run out into the Walls breaking through them. I suddenly ended up in Loot Lake the Haunted Mound main location of operation. But then hell broke out. Kevin the cube attacked the base and ruined the operation. He then moved around the map and melted into the haunted mound, making it bouncy and purple. Timeskip. The entire haunted mound rises from tha ground with kevin the cube at the bottom, acting as the centerpiece to the mantle. Hackle turned to his friend, Bradley Bampton. Ever since Sematary died, Bradley took over the mound. Cameron was a pawn and could only watch. Turnabout (Lord of Ephraim) enters and then turn about cutter lane enters with his signature knife. The cock knife. The weakest knife. He does nothing and dies. From an unspecified illness. I dont fucking know what happened to him. I dont think anyone else does either. The haunted mound surrounded his tombstone like the disciples to Jesus at the last supper. "He was good." said Clackle. Hackle enters in the mound's Murder Ride crashing Turnabout's funeral service. He crushed the head of every Haunted Mound member, eventually riding into Bradley's Room. One entering his room Hackle performs a sigil summoning Ghost Mountain to Kill Bradley and assume leadership over the mound. Hackle reigns supreme. With his mounders (Mound Powers Btw) he obliterates anyone that doesnt fuck with the mound. I witnessed this all first hand. This is a cautionary tale, a tale about hating on Apple & Onion. If you're bradley, you get ganked.

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perin

beefy bert

Rxdy

Niko

Publish Date

8/1/2026

Call of Duty &amp; the Haunted Mound clan

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Call of Duty & the Haunted Mound clan