Dracula and his Son

Dracula was the strongest monster out of them all. His best friend was Frankenstein and they loved to hit the town. One day, when they were in the town's tavern, a stranger walked in, screaming looking for Dracula. It was none other than Buddy Bitch, not to be confused for Buddy Rich. He was a real piece of shit and just wanted trouble. "Where is he? WHERE IS DRACULA!?" He exclaimed. Dracula, not impressed, simply returned to his drink and his idle chatter with Dr. Frankenstein (not the monster). and Frankenstein's Monster (the monster). Turned out that Frankenstein's son, Frankenstein's monster, was getting married to that one female frank mosnter idk what her name was. I remember now. It was The Bride Of Frankenstein. Buddy Bitch was growing restless now, and started throwing chairs and peeing on the walls. "WHERE IS DRACULA? I NEED TO TEACH HIM A COLD HARD LESSON ABOUT HOW TO BE A MAN." Dracula, which wanted to avoid any further screaming, stood up from his desk and walked up to Buddy Bitch. "Prithee, I've heard you have been looking for me. Is this true?" Then Buddy Bitch began Peeing. Controlled. Precise. Accurate. Silence. The neon lights flickered outside as the echoes of Buddy Bitches stream (not scream) became louder. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHERE'S "DRACULA"" Dracula, not impressed by this noob, said simply, "You call that a stream? Let me show you a real bloody stream." The world watched in shock as Dracula was not making a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Reference, and instead chopped off Buddy Bitches Penis. Frankenstein's Monster (not the doctor) ran over "Dood, seriosly mesed up." , "your penis got stitches shut up". Rankenstein (Not frankenstein, nor his monster) ran into the building and exploded into a smell, causing everyone to blackout. That next morning, Dracula was sleeping as he does, moving on to night time: Dracula awoke, being driven home by his

Dracula and his Son

Writers

perin

Jenna

Publish Date

7/19/2026

Dracula and his Son

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