Sans Undertale hates women

Once upon a time there was a Sans from the hit game Undertale. Sans Undertale from Undertale was on a walk on a sunny afternoon in the middle of the winter evening. He looked over to Papyrus. Papyrus was Sans Undertale's brother, Undertale Papyrus and Sans Undertale was on a walk, as mentioned before. Sans looks over at Undertale Papyrus and says: "Eh ehe eh ehe h eh eh eh" Undertale Papyrus looks back with a confused smile. Undertale Papyrus answared back: "Nyeh nyeh nyeh eheh eh nyeh neyh hehehe HEHEHE". Sans Undertale said A very wise conversation, but they were overheard by a group of women. "Ugh see that weird bone guy?? Ew" said this girl name Jessica, she's a fucking bitch. FUcking whore bitch ass.. Yeah "Yeah and his long lanky bony brittle brother" said her friend Jule, she's also a bitch. Sans Understale and Undertale Papyrus opened up their hearts to call out the two bitches for their misdeeds. "You're both a bunch of bitches" Said Sans Undertale "What?!?" Replied Jessica "Uh I mean Uh eh ehehe eh ehe eh ehe ehehe" Sans Undertale replied. Their cover was blown, they are indeed british spies. The two brothers pull out sunglasses and put them on. Then Undertale Papyrus pulls out a flashbang grenade. He throws it straight at Jules forehead (she's the ugliest one) and it goes BANG and everything is pitch white. Sans Undertale and Undertale Papyrus flee the scene. Now Jessica knows they're spies, what if the other girl Jule knew too? Would they both compete to capture them and throw them in for a ransom? They didn't want this. They didn't know how many connections Jessica has, so they must do one simple thing. Eliminate all women Sans Undertale's hatred for women grew. He always knew that htey just had to stay in the kitchen and don't meddle with men and just make food and shit. So Sans Undertale and his brother Undertale Papyrus made a women elimination maschine. It was called the Woman annihalator 9000 It would whipe out every woman in the universe, using one simple thing. Mansplaining. Sand Undertale and his brother Undertale Papyrus started firing their annihalator everywhere, hitting every woman they have ever seen. "Look at all those pathetic bitch ass women." Said Sans undertale. "NYeh ehehehe yeehehe nyeheheh" Said Undetale Papyrus. After a few days, there were no more women in sight. Suddently there were not "plenty of fish in the oceans" suddently it's no longer "women and children first" now it's just all men. All men had to make food for themselves. The climate had gone up 20+ C*, because of all the grills being used at once. Men only know how to grill after all. This became their downfall when winter hit, they couldn't use their grills, and the human race slowly died out. Sans Undertale and Undertale Papyrus had to live with the burden of whiping out the human race. Sans Undertale could not continue living without getting bitches everyday on tumblr. Even Papyrus (Undertale Papyrus) couldn't satisfy his bony needs. What were they to do now? Their hatred to women ended up being what put them in this purgatory state. They both came up with the idea of homosexuality. What if all men on earth became homosexuals? The homosexuals started breeding and taking over other planets, and suddently all planets in every solar system knew about homosexuality. And that's how the gays were inventet. Amen

Writers

Cumdumpster

Crazyboobies

Publish Date

6/14/2024

Sans Undertale hates women

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