Mario and Yoshi's "friendship"

Mario and Yoshi were the bestest of friends. They have known each other since they were kids. They were happy together, no bad blood. Or maybe there was? Yoshi started showing some aggravations against Mario, it has been but 5 months of aggression. Yoshi was goping which means he was hoping and grasping his hars reality. Mario was getting quite annoyed and aggrevated against Yoshi as well. This was not good, they had known eachothers since friends. Luigi had to get involved, he wanted to see what was goin g on between the pair. Luigi went over to Marios house to ask him personally, sadly for Luigi, Mario only speaks italian, and Luigi never leanred that. "What's going on between you two?" "Bibadababdabobadadeee." "Mario i don't understand you?" Said luigi confused "Spaghetti spaghetti ravioli" said Mario, aggravated. Luigi ran, he got a bit scared, Mario sounded like he was doing a ritual or something. After that horrible incident, luigi ran over to Yoshi's house, looking for better answer. He ran through the door, and Yoshi was just crying in a corner "What's going on buddy" he asked softly "Wapoooooo!" Yoshi said "Fuck this" Luigi said to himself He stormed out of the house in a rage. While walking out he picked up a vase and threw it towards yoshi. It hit him square in the face. Yoshi, stunned by his actions, was stunned, and fell asleep, peacefully passing away. Fuck What did you do Luigi? Mario had gotten an invite to Yoshi's funeral. Luigi wasn't sure if he would show up, but he did, in fact he held a speech. "Spaghetti Ravioli, babadabida." Everyone at the funeral was shocked. They were disgusted by Marios ferral words and way of presenting them. Luigi pulled Mario aside after the funeral. "Hey man, I'm sorry about Yoshi" *Sad italian noises* "Stop crying Mario. I know you miss him. You had your differences, but you still care. Mario looked at him, uttering his first words of english. "Luigi, we we're starting a spaghetti ravioli factory, that's why we were angry, business was going down the toilet. We didn't sell anything, because we added Yoshi's eggs to the mix." Luigi looked at Mario. All this time they were just trying to make a business, and Luigi had been platantly ignoring their attempts. He thinks back to when Mario was nothing more than a mere child. He was a stupid little bitch, but fat. He thinks back to when Mario used to fantasise about spaghetti and ravioli, how could Luigi be so ignorant. "Luigi it's okay, I know you killed Yoshi, you've always been jealous of his big greenish body, his green was always prettier than yours" Luigi looked sad, a bit scared. What would Mario do for his "friend" Yogurt. Yogurt, that's it! Luigi force fed Mario yogurt, he fell over, he went into a lactose overdose. Luigi didn't want any . It reminded him too much of thick cement. It was his favorite dessert when he was a child. Turns out yogurt is just thick cement. Mario didn't die of a lctose overdose, he turned into a fucking statue. Just like the fortune cookie said he would, amazing. Luigi was a bit bummed out. His brother and his cool dinosaur friend that he bragged about are dead, but at what cost. Maybe they ar ereunited in heaven. It gave Luigi closure and a urge to kill himself and also go to heaven. But suicide is a sin, so Luigi is stuck on earth.

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Crazyboobies

Cumdumpster

Publish Date

6/10/2024

Mario and Yoshi's "friendship"

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