Trolls reuniting with Hitler

It was a warm winter evening, in the middle of May, the seasons were weird, but why was that? Poppy wanted to find out, so she had to visit an old friend. She travelled far and wide to find her long lost friend. She travelled to Germany, because that's where he lived- But that was long ago, that was before The war... She hadn't heard from him in a while, so she didn't know what to expect, but when she came to Germany, she was shocked. He was older than she remembered.. He was big and hunky. Like a werewolf. She wasn't even sure if it was him, but she could tell it was him. He still had his mustache. "Hello old friend" said Poppy "Hello Poppy" said her old friend "I have missed you sooooo much!" Said poppy "I have nein missed you my old friend" said her old friend. "What's your name again" Poppy seemed to have forgotten his name, it has been a while after all "John Hitler" The surrounding people shouted in a choir like manor: "HEIL HITLER!!" Poppy didn't like this, she got flashbacks from... The war... She Didn't really wanna see her friend John again, but she had to, hence the season of giving. This was the time to gather around the fireplace and reunite with old friends after all. She actually brought him a present. "Here John, I got you this for Rizzmas" "Hm, it looks interesting" "Open it!!" He looks scared at poppy.. "It was actually a scrap book about nuclear bombs." "Was?" Yeah, it turned too cute I think, now it just looks like a fan edit of jew gassings.. Hitler screamed liek a little girly! He was so joyous to see the gift poppy brought him. It was his hobby after all, gassing jews. "I forgot to get anything for you Poppy :(" John said with a sad look "That's okay!" Poppy said, with resting bitch face. She was heart broken. Why the fuck didn't he get her gift huh!? Did he forget about her?? She asked him.. "John you bimbo looking bitch, where's my gift at?? I spent so much time on this fucking scrap book!" John was scared out of his pantaloons. Poppy had never sweared like this before! "SHUT THE FUCK P " "Okay okay John, sorry" "I just... Uh.. Forgot to give it to you.." John ran to his room to find his present. He was nervous as to if she liked it. Poppy was anxious, because his gift was large and suspiciously atomic bomb sized. "I got you an atomic bomb!!" "What-" The room filled with silence as John dropped the bomb over his toes. They were ulverized. It ended though, the winter. Suddently all the snow melted, the heat from the bomb was so much. THey had done it, but at what cost?

Writers

Cumdumpster

Crazyboobies

Publish Date

6/10/2024

Trolls reuniting with Hitler

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