The man and the dying infant

Once upon a time there was a big man and a little babyrun They both laughed and shattered their pantaloons every evening in the weeks of christmas. It was a jolly holly molly wolly little accident. Or was it?? One day the infant shat blood It was quite grusome the big man loved the way the infant looked directly into his eyes while shitting blood into his little red bloody diaper. The big man, not afraid, or put out by the situation, didn't wanna help the little baby dumb child. So he started fortnite dancing instead. Doiung the L made him more happy than a homeless on homelessness man on homeless day. Tehn the babys mother came in and started to shout and scream from laughter. This was because the blood gave her vietnam flashbacks freom familie incidents with bowel movements and taco bell. The man, looking at the mother, pulled out his huge cock and wanted to stick it in and out of the ice cream machine. It was a soft ice machine... DUM DUM DUM... HE WAS GONA STICK IT IN FOR DAMMAGING REASONS. THE ICE CREAM MACHINE KILLED HIS PARENTS, IT IS THE REASON THE BABY INFANT IS SHITTING BLOOD ALL OVER HIS NEW CARPET HE BOUGHT ON eBAY FOR 1000. THE SELLER ACTUALLY PUT SMALL GLASS SHARDS INTO THE MACHINE AND THE INFANT ATE ICE CREAM EACH DAY, BECAUSE IT GAVE THE INFANT WARM FEELINGS IN ITS LITTLE BABY STOMACH. IF IT DIDN'T GET THE ICECREAMS IT WOULD GET SEVERE WITHDRAWALS AND DIE ON THE SPOT. This was not good, what will the man do?? Will the infant continue to spew and shit blood everywhere? Or will the man end the suffering by stiuckinn his massive cock into the ice cream maschine?? Find out inthe next episode of Family Guy

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Cumdumpster

Crazyboobies

Publish Date

6/10/2024

The man and the dying infant

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