Murder at the Doctor's surgery.

Caitlyn was a receptionist at her local surgey. Today she was working 12-12. It was a long day for her. "pissing shitting morons, and my boyfriend didn't answer my phone call this morning either. Dickhead". She held the heated water bottle to her stomach tightly . "I swear if Dr Pink comes in to scream at us again someone is gonna get hurt!" she muttered through gritted teeth. Once again the phone begins to ring. "Hello, Seagull Health Centre, how can I help?", "Duck", "excuse me?". At that moment a shot was fired at Caitlyn's head. The shot was actually a High Explosive anti-tank shell, which entered the reception, killing or severely wounding all patients and everyone except Caitlyn. She was thrilled. "Hell yeah" she exclaimed. And then she woke up, the high pitch noise of a gun ringing in her ears. As she came around she noticed her arm was torn off and half her face splattered against the screen. Andrew, a patient walked in and laughed. "You had this coming... I wanted 10.5 appointments". And then, she woke up again. The gun was actually being held by an alien, named glazorbaglxx. "zee goo glab glorxx malala". Caitlyn was confused by this, but currently preoccupied by the loss of her arm. "wot u say m8?" "zeep zoop glabgalab bee do bap", the alien gestured to the cash register, despite there not being one. It was an intergalactic hold up. "Look, I can offer you a 10.40 appointment with Dr Smoosh, okay?". The alien shot her again. Caitlyn was dead. "zoop gralaka mun deedop" the alien said to Caitlyn's rapidly decaying corpse. The alien had no concept of death in his society and was speaking to the dead. "fghulak mo!". Caitlyn did not respond. The alien was confused "bluk?" he muttered to himself. Eventually, he walked out to his local Mcdonalds to try the new chicken sharer box. "uuuh one chicken sharebox and a diet coke to go. Thanks" He said. The surprise McDonald's worker handed the alien a bag of medium fries. "NO!" screamed glazorbaglxx, and shot her in the head. Everyone screamed but the alien just stood confused. After this confusion, he went behind the counter (over the corpse) and picked himself up some chicken sharer boxes "hehehe nice one". Then he walked home, pursued by the police and black agency government officials. "ummm helllo? can i help you sis?" he said to the agents. Then he shot them with his zeer grade laser weapon. "just wanna eat my nuggets man". Surprisingly, the police officer (Dave) was made of steel and therefore could not be burnt to a crisp by his zeer grade weapon. "Piss off you glore whore alien", Dave shot the alien. He evaporated.

Writers

astfly

Cat

Publish Date

6/6/2024

Murder at the Doctor's surgery.

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