Wiggles The Clown
Wiggles the Clown started life as a happy go lucky scamp. He was the clowniest clown in clown town. His big poofy hair and wide grin lit up the faces of the children he saw.
Until...one day, he had a shower that changed his life forever. There must of been something in the water that day, it wash the smile right off his face. His hair began to fall out. There was raw sludge and pink goo coming from the shower head. It tried to eat his ears. He shrieked.
"Oh no, not me ears!"
Once his skin had all melted off, he tried to apply his clown makeup again, but it kept smudging. He tried to attach his big red nose, but his nose had melted.
From that day on, all Wiggles could think about was the wiggling sludge and wiggling goo that destroyed his life! Whenever he saw the colour pink he went insane. Flashbacks caused him to lash out. Poor dorothy was standing next to him during her 6th birthday party.
"Hi WIggles," she said. She didn't seem to mind that he was looking a little thin and pale.
"Ohohoh, hello!" he said.
Unfortunately, she was weating pink.]
“Do you like my pink dress. Mr Wiggles?”
Wiggles started to twitch. He tried to look away but the pink was staring him in the face. He started to giggle ferociously. An odd rhythmic honking came from the place his face used to be.
"Ohohoho, children," he said. "Why are you running?"
Enromous spindly legs unfolded from benateeja.
“oh, hi Benateeja, when did you get here?”
Wiggles said to himself. Poor Wiggles was loosing his mind. He imagined he was floating on a big pink elephant.
"I'm not sure about this clown, honey," said Dorothy's mother, looking at the leaflet. "I got the impression he'd be a bit more normal and a bit less cosmic horror."
Wiggles's head rotated around four hundred times, before he picked up an eggless sandwich and ate it. He laughed menacingly as he grabbed a slice of pizza. The grease was running down his front. The buffet was ruined.
The end.
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Wiggles The Clown
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Alex
eLLIOTPandinaannabananaPublish Date
2/4/2024
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