Cauliflower Heaven
Questions philosophers have asked for generations last throughout the ages. Questions such as: What is life? and Do Cauliflowers Go To Heaven?
Turns out, they do. You see... in a place up int heaven, there is a section for all the cauliflowers that want to engage in the well known and well celebrated ‘bottle of dancey dance’. No one quite knew what the bottle of dancey dance was. But it was well known, and involved the juice of the grapefruit.
God, it turns out, is a cauliflower. Also, he hates grapefruits. He's kinda sick that way.
Cauliflowers often discuss their past lives. Whether it be cauliflower cake, cauliflower wings, or just simply cauliflower. Their dancey dance was reserved for welcoming new cauliflowers to heaven. The grapefruit, always felt nervousness when being asked to "donate" to the dancey dance ritual. They had every right to be nervous. They were often ritualistically sacrificed.
Screw geapfruits. The cauliflower God wanted the juice for their dancy dance. The geapfruits, as they are often called stood as peacekeepers between the two warring nations. However, ultimately, it ended in disaster. A fruitpocalypse. Or something.
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AlexPandina
eLLIOTAnnabananaAnnabananaPublish Date
2/4/2024
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